{"product_id":"patience-tested-mug-funny-sarcastic-gift","title":"Patience Tested Mug | Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler Alert: You Failed the Vibe Check\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people were blessed with infinite patience and angelic grace. And then there's the rest of us-running on caffeine, eye rolls, and barely contained rage. If you've ever “had your patience tested” and walked away with a big fat negative, this mug is basically your emotional support ceramic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSnarky, sharp, and weirdly relatable, the “I Had My Patience Tested, I’m Negative” mug is for those who smile through gritted teeth and plot imaginary escape routes from awkward conversations. Your mood? Served hot-with a splash of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnfiltered Sass in Mug Form\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality color print on both sides\u003cbr\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003eWhite ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat one coworker who's done by 9:03 AM\u003cbr\u003eYour most impatient bestie (you know the one)\u003cbr\u003eMoms, teachers, and retail warriors\u003cbr\u003eAnyone whose coffee break is the only thing holding them together\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it. Sip from it. Use it as a warning sign. We don’t judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the production process, colors may appear differently on the mug than they do on your screen. This variation is natural and not a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Granville Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz Mug","offer_id":45260020777156,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz Mug","offer_id":45260020809924,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/2380\/4100\/files\/patience-tested-negative-mug-front.png?v=1765816626","url":"https:\/\/www.granvilledesigns.com\/products\/patience-tested-mug-funny-sarcastic-gift","provider":"Granville Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}