{"product_id":"sarcastic-answer-dont-ask-me-mug","title":"Sarcastic Answer Mug – Funny Smartass Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Mood:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSharp tongue, quicker wit, zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Story:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome of us were born with a filter. Others were born to use sarcasm as a second language. This mug is for the people who can’t resist a snarky comeback—even before their first sip of caffeine. It's not rudeness, it’s a public service announcement: if you don’t want the truth with spice, don’t ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality color print on both sides\u003cbr\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003eWhite ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGifting Occasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA+ pick for coworkers with bite, friends who tell it like it is, or that one relative who never holds back (bless them).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDue to the production process, colors may appear differently on the mug than they do on your screen. This variation is natural and not a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Granville Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz Mug","offer_id":45347286876356,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz Mug","offer_id":45347286909124,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/2380\/4100\/files\/sarcastic-answer-mug-front.png?v=1765815967","url":"https:\/\/www.granvilledesigns.com\/products\/sarcastic-answer-dont-ask-me-mug","provider":"Granville Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}