{"product_id":"top-secret-job-mug-funny-office-gift","title":"Top Secret Job Mug | Funny Work Gift for Coworkers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFake It ‘Til You Make It? This Mug’s Already There.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is for the professionals who operate on vibes, caffeine, and a whole lot of guesswork. “My Job Is Super Top Secret… Even I Don’t Know What I’m Doing” is the perfect way to say “Please don’t ask me questions before 10am.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re managing spreadsheets, marketing campaigns, or just pretending to know what Slack is saying, this mug’s got your back-and your sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for Masters of Organized Chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a high-quality color print on both sides, this white ceramic mug is equal parts stylish and snarky. It’s available in 11oz and 15oz sizes and yes, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe-because you’re already doing enough (or at least pretending to).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoworkers who survive on coffee and confidence\u003cbr\u003eRemote workers who haven’t worn pants in months\u003cbr\u003eBosses who know how to delegate everything\u003cbr\u003eYou-aka the undercover hot mess in HR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality color print on both sides\u003cbr\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003eWhite ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the production process, colors may appear differently on the mug than they do on your screen. This variation is natural and not a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug doesn’t expose your secret. It just laughs with you about it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Granville Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz Mug","offer_id":45260145983684,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz Mug","offer_id":45260146016452,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/2380\/4100\/files\/top-secret-job-mug-front.png?v=1765816566","url":"https:\/\/www.granvilledesigns.com\/products\/top-secret-job-mug-funny-office-gift","provider":"Granville Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}