This mug takes that old wellness saying and gives it the chaotic energy it deserves. With the bold message “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough”, it’s the perfect vessel for your daily dose of caffeine and passive-aggressive peacekeeping.
Whether you’re navigating toxic coworkers or just not in the mood for small talk, this mug sends the message loud and clear-without you having to say a word.
Durable Enough for Drama (and Hot Beverages)
High-quality color print on both sides Microwave and dishwasher safe White ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
Give This To:
Introverts with a bite That coworker who’s a little too honest (and you love them for it) Yourself-because you're done playing nice before 9 a.m.
Perfect For:
Funny office gifts Birthday surprises for the delightfully unapproachable Your morning meeting mood board
Sassy, sharp, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Due to the production process, colors may appear differently on the mug than they do on your screen. This variation is natural and not a flaw.
