The Mood: Coffee first. Conversations... maybe never.
The Story: Some people wake up ready to conquer the day. Others wake up ready to threaten anyone who makes eye contact. This mug is for the latter. It’s the perfect warning label for coworkers, roommates, and overly chipper baristas. Because before your first sip, you’re not here to engage - you’re here to survive.
The Details: High-quality color print on both sides Microwave and dishwasher safe White ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
Gifting Occasion: A must-have for grumpy risers, caffeine addicts, and anyone who’s ever growled “don’t talk to me” before 9am.
The Fine Print: Due to the production process, colors may appear differently on the mug than they do on your screen. This variation is natural and not a flaw.
